Orton suspended for 60 days? Did he kick two Brazilian flags? Or maybe he smoked one since he violated the wellness policy? Whatever he did, LOLOLOLOL.

Turn heel, you orange bastard.

Did… did someone jizz on the bee or… ?

And fuck your shirts, WWE. I want a sparkling jacket.

I missed the 18 second match and I don’t think I want to see it… 

… so I’m guessing this means JoMo’s not coming back to the E?

Who will induct who at the Hall of Fame ceremony? 

wwemedia:

Though WWE has yet to announce who will be inducting the 2012 WWE Hall of Fame inductees, the following plans are in place (according to sources):

* Edge will be inducted by Christian

* Four Horsemen (Arn Anderson, Barry Windham, JJ Dillon, Ric Flair and Tully Blanchard) will be inducted by Dusty Rhodes

* Mike Tyson will be inducted by Shawn Michaels and Triple H

* Mil Mascaras will be inducted by Alberto Del Rio

* Ron Simmons will be inducted by John “Bradshaw” Layfield

* Yokozuna will be inducted by Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso and Rikishi

Jerry “The King” Lawler will host the event.

RIKISHI. :D

Aw, Mizard.

In a segment for the live crowd after The Miz lost, he threw a fit demanding an authority figure come out and give him a Wrestlemania match.  HHH came out and pedigreed and crotch chopped him.

- pwinsider

lololol aw, miz.